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Jack Conway Denies Love Child With Ahmadinejad

October 26, 2010 / Comments Off on Jack Conway Denies Love Child With Ahmadinejad

In a shocking development threatening the viability of Democrat Jack Conway’s campaign for a Kentucky Senate Seat, Iranian dissident Press outlets are reporting the existence of a Love Child in Tehran.

According to local birth records, the alleged spawn of candidate Jack Conway and Iranian President Ahmadi is a 3 year old boy named Mahmoud AquaBuddaJad.

More #KYsen news to follow…

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Joins New Black Panther Party

In a stunning move today, Maricopa county Sheriff Joe Arpaio joined the New Black Panther Party and changed his name to Malik Shabazz Arpaio.

Eric Holder immediately announced the Department of Justice was dropping all pending lawsuits against Sheriff Arpaio.

So let’s recite an Eric Holder Nursery Rhyme from @GovKaineBrow for giggles & grins:

Eric Holder…

So Much Bolder…

Sued Sheriff Joe for Sport…

Black Panthers know…

Old Sheriff Joe…

will get THEIR day in Court…

MORE TO COME ON THIS STORY

My Name is Basil Marceaux Dot Com Separated at Birth at Stalag 13

Basis Marceaux, candidate for Governor of Tennessee, has brought smiles to the blogging community.  The guy just has a way with words.

But what most people don’t know is that Basil is the Love Child of John Banner and famous mime, Marcel Marceaux.

Who is John Banner?  Why Sgt. Schultz of Hogan’s Heroes, of course.

LeBeau get back in your barracks!

I See Nothing...

Bobnoxious is looking for gubernatorial or political look-a-likes for Colonel Klink, Major Hochstetter and General Burkhalter.

I remain convinced that Barbara Boxer was Frau Linkmeyer in an earlier incarnation which is a truly scary proposition, is it not?

UPDATE:

Pay Czar, Kenneth Feinberg, does bear an uncanny and spooky resemblance to the Commandant of Stalag 13, the indefatigable Colonel Wilhelm Klink — or as they say in German, Oberst Klink.  Check it out:

Schultz! Take Newkirk & Carter to the Cooler!

Hogan, Dismissssssssssssssssssed!

Obama’s Recovery Summer Theme Song Contest

Remember “Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow” as the song that defined the Clinton Presidency?  I wish I could but that song made Clinton voters swoon.  Sorta the same way the economy is swooning in our so-called Summer of Recovery in 2010.

Every Presidential Theme deserves a good theme song, so I’ve been searching to find the right song for Barack Obama’s “Summer of  Recovery.”  So without any further adieu, here is BobNoxious’ Top 10 List of Summer of Recovery theme songs by genre:

1.  Surf Music:  “Wipeout” by the Surfaris

1.  Rock’n’Roll:  “Summer Time Blues” by Eddie Cochran

3.  80’s music:  “Cruel Summer” by Bananarama

4.  Disco:  “Funkytown” by Lipps  (honorable mention:  Any Song by Donna Summer)

5.  R&B:  “Tell Me Something Good” by Rufus (new vocals by Robert Gibbs)

6.  Country:  “Flip Flop Summer” by Kenny Chesney (insert John Kerry yacht joke here)

7.  One Hit Wonder:  “In the Summer Time” by Mungo Jerry

8.  Classical:  “Summer (Four Seasons)” by Vivaldi

9.  Crooner:  “Summer Wind” by Frank Sinatra, since there’s no shortage of Hot Air from the White House

10.  Show Tunes:  “Summer Time” by George Gerswhin but with new lyrics below:

Summertime,
And the spinnin’ is easy
Spending is jumpin’
Unemployment is high

Let’s tax all the rich
Oh, that’s how it’s lookin’
So hush teaparty voter
Don’t you cry…

Additional candidates are encouraged so feel free to leave your favorite one in the comments.
(Hat tip to Ed Morrissey of #TEMS for the inspiration)
UPDATE:
How could I forget the Doo Wop classic “Get a Job” by The Monotones?  My bad!