Category name:International Relations

Bobnox and John Kerry In Complete Agreement…

March 3, 2014 / Comments Off on Bobnox and John Kerry In Complete Agreement…

Both John Kerry and I both agree that Ukraine is NOT on the brink, but that’s as far as our simpatico goes.

Ironically, the situation in Ukraine and Crimea is totally under control. Putin’s control. He will take decisive action. And do it on his time, on his terms.

Kerry and many others make the point Putin is not acting rationally. I disagree. What is John Kerry’s definition of a rational strategy in Ukraine?  Rational Strategy = “What John Kerry would do if John Kerry were Vladimir Putin.”

QED: John Kerry proves to himself and the world that Putin is not acting rationally.

That Putin, he’s just a 19th century throwback in a 21st century world. Silly oligarch, he.

Putin is 100% rationale. For a Russian. Russians believe in Zero Sum Politics. Always have, always will.  The Win-Win-Win global politics to which Obama, Kerry, Susan Rice and Samantha Power all ascribe is a pipedream. A great theory in the academic lounge. Piffle in the real world with real guns and butter.

That Global Test that John Kerry aced when he was running for President? Well, Putin flunked it.

Just Die Baby

December 21, 2011 / Comments Off on Just Die Baby

Al Davis succumbs to natural causes twice in the same year

Somewhere in Hell, Al Davis awaits the arrival of the Doppelganger Dictator, Kim Jung Il.  With both Al Davis and the Korean Despot dying in the same year it will bleak for future sales of ill-fitting satin workout suits and dark sunglasses.

The two Benevolent Despots were separated at birth

Dictators Separated At Birth: King Jung Il & Al Davis

November 23, 2010 / Comments Off on Dictators Separated At Birth: King Jung Il & Al Davis

ABC News has confirmed Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis has not been seen in public since North Korea shelled a South Korean island today killing two South Korean Marines.

We share a love of satin running sweats

Just Win Baby... Commitment to Excellence... Despot of the Decade...








Question:  Have Al Davis & Kim Jung Il ever been seen in the same room at the same time?


Just sayin…



Helen Thomas Named US Ambassador to Arizona

June 7, 2010 / Comments Off on Helen Thomas Named US Ambassador to Arizona

White House spokesman Robert Gibbs today defended the administration’s decision to name Helen Thomas as US Ambassador to Arizona by calling it a classic case of making lemons into lemonade.

Reading from prepared notes, Gibbs said Ambassador Thomas’ first official action would be to visit Arizona to invite Arizonans of  Euro-American decent to re-emigrate to the United States.

Smiling, the slyly humorous Mister Gibbs said Ambassador Thomas is free to use her own language to express the Administration’s position towards encouraging certain citizens of Arizona to repatriate to America.

Bonus Nursery Rhyme from @govkainebrow:

Hamas Helen Puddin & Pie kissed Hamas & her Credibility byebye.

When her Mouth comes out to play AntiSemitism Rules the Day…

#tcot #israel

Barack Obama Bows to Bibi Netanyahu…

April 13, 2010 / Comments Off on Barack Obama Bows to Bibi Netanyahu…

Signaling a fresh re-start to US-Israeli relations, Bibi Netanyahu took the courageous step today of (a) denying the Holocaust, (b) blocking Google in Israel and (c) jailing hardline Zionist settlers in east Jerusalem.

Barack Obama did his part to return the favor by bowing to Bibi via a Skype conference call and reaffirming Israel as a key US ally in the region along side Iran and Syria.

Press Secretary Booby Gibbsy said, “These constructive actions by Prime Minister Netanyahu will go along way to normalizing US relations with Israel and they also mark a solid step forward in the Middle East peace process.”