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Jack Conway Denies Love Child With Ahmadinejad

October 26, 2010 / Comments Off on Jack Conway Denies Love Child With Ahmadinejad

In a shocking development threatening the viability of Democrat Jack Conway’s campaign for a Kentucky Senate Seat, Iranian dissident Press outlets are reporting the existence of a Love Child in Tehran.

According to local birth records, the alleged spawn of candidate Jack Conway and Iranian President Ahmadi is a 3 year old boy named Mahmoud AquaBuddaJad.

More #KYsen news to follow…

My Name is Basil Marceaux Dot Com Separated at Birth at Stalag 13

Basis Marceaux, candidate for Governor of Tennessee, has brought smiles to the blogging community.  The guy just has a way with words.

But what most people don’t know is that Basil is the Love Child of John Banner and famous mime, Marcel Marceaux.

Who is John Banner?  Why Sgt. Schultz of Hogan’s Heroes, of course.

LeBeau get back in your barracks!

I See Nothing...

Bobnoxious is looking for gubernatorial or political look-a-likes for Colonel Klink, Major Hochstetter and General Burkhalter.

I remain convinced that Barbara Boxer was Frau Linkmeyer in an earlier incarnation which is a truly scary proposition, is it not?

UPDATE:

Pay Czar, Kenneth Feinberg, does bear an uncanny and spooky resemblance to the Commandant of Stalag 13, the indefatigable Colonel Wilhelm Klink — or as they say in German, Oberst Klink.  Check it out:

Schultz! Take Newkirk & Carter to the Cooler!

Hogan, Dismissssssssssssssssssed!

Why Jim Clyburn Won’t #STFU About Alvin Greene

The Congressman doth protest too much.

So I have to ask myself why?  First Alvin Greene was a Republican plant, then it was Elephant dung, now it’s the voting machines.

Clyburn’s position as explained to Willie Geist on MSNBC Morning Joe is it’s plausible some group paid Greene to run and then tampered with the voting machines.

Why does James Clyburn believe so strongly  unnamed conspirators stole the SC Democrat primary for US Senate and foisted Alvin Greene as a stooge on the peeps of the Gamecock state?

Why?  Why?  Why?

I’ve got it:  The SC Primary was a dry-run test of the voting machine fraud that will be used to steal the 2012 election from Barack Obama.

Yep, Jim Clyburn is testing the waters to see if he can get his peeps to believe the story line.

The man’s not crazy he’s just insane so I figure it’s less than 24 hours before someone floats this biscuit of a conspiracy theory.

But if you really wanna know the truth of the matter, the ONLY thing the SC primary fiasco proves is that DemocRats can STEAL elections from themselves…