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Al Davis succumbs to natural causes twice in the same year

Somewhere in Hell, Al Davis awaits the arrival of the Doppelganger Dictator, Kim Jung Il.  With both Al Davis and the Korean Despot dying in the same year it will bleak for future sales of ill-fitting satin workout suits and dark sunglasses.

The two Benevolent Despots were separated at birth

Do IMF Bankers All Go to The Same Tailor?

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September 25, 2011
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Cut From The Same Cloth, Do You Think?

Will the Buffet Rule impact Tax Free Municipal Bonds?

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September 24, 2011
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Short answer is “How Can It Not?”  When the effective rate of taxation is raised on an investment, then less capital will flow to that investment.  All else equal.

The dirty economic secret no one wants to talk about in DC is that the Buffet Rule would NOT be a tax on labor but instead a new tax on capital.

Follow me here:

Wealthy people use tax-free bonds as a significant percentage of their asset allocation and hence much of the income of the ‘wealthy’ is derived from dividend income and capital gains — and NOT from labor.

Tax free bonds fund our beloved infrastructure projects on state and local levels and much of the capital invested in these bonds flows from people and institutions (groups of people) who want low-risk and tax-free income.

To be effective, the so-called Buffet Rule would have to raise new tax revenue by taking a new bite from income derived from investments in (formerly) tax-free bonds.

We should really call the Buffet Rule a new Alternative Minimum Tax on Capital.

Why? Because if it quacks like a duck…

Were the Buffet Rule to pass, then rational investors would adjust to the new tax regime.  This will reduce incentives to buy these low-return bonds on the margin.  Which in turn would result in an increase in cost of capital to fund these infrastructure projects — projects that build our schools, roads, airports, etc.  The outcome would be less infrastructure work per dollar of capital.  Less efficient capital means less capital production on the margin.

So the Buffet Rule could actually mean less bridges, roads and schools as we ride the Slippery Slope of Progressive Inanity to Achieve Economic Growth.

Q:  Why would tax-free bonds be disadvantaged against other opportunities?

A:  Because the Buffet Bite would be bigger on a relative basis.

If you have to pay the New Capital AMT you may as well invest in riskier investments with the opportunity for a greater rate of return.  The bigger the size of the Buffet Bite to ‘equalize’ tax rates to the Middle Class Tax Rate, then the more that (formerly) tax-free munis and their brethren are impacted.  This makes it tougher to attract investment dollars as they compete in the capital markets.

The famous Chicago School of Economics theory of “Rational Expectations” makes the conclusion obvious.  Obvious to all, of course, except to those of the Krugman Kamp of Economics.

Buffet Rule = Circular Firing Squad of Unintended Consequences

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September 23, 2011
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Here’s my take on the fatal flaw of the Obama’s so-called Buffet Rule:

1.  The Buffet Rule is designed to raise tax rates on the wealthy, but it would be better said as raise the tax rates on high income earners.

2.  People with the highest incomes usually make most of their income as dividends or capital gains instead of as wages or salary.

3.  So to be effective the Buffet Rule would have to raise the cut the government takes for dividends and capital gains.

I think there’s nothing controversial here so far but follow me now:

4.  People with wealth often buy Tax Free Bonds so they can avoid paying taxes on the income they earn investing their capital.

5.  Tax Free Bonds = State + Municipal Bonds.   Not all, but usually state and municipal bonds are tax free.  Many are triple tax free.

6.  State + Municipal Bonds finance the construction of schools, roads, bridges, dams and other infrastructure.

That was easy.  These days almost everybody wants more and better schools and infrastructure.  Nothing controversial.  Heck, the tall guy in the good looking suit has been stumping around the country about our need for more of this good stuff.

7.  Here’s the rub:  POTUS wants to build these things but POTUS also wants to raise the effective tax rates of those who buy the very bonds that finance most of these infrastructure projects.

8.  So if implemented, the Buffet Rule would disincentivize people from investing their capital in the types of investments that fund infrastructure projects.

9.  Load Rifles.  Form Circle.  Aim.  Fire.  Repeat Again as Necessary.

The pitch is easy to understand:  millionaires shouldn’t pay a lower tax rate than the working middle class types who make America great.  Check.

Like just about every “Genius” progressive idea, the devil is in the details.  And the end results is often the opposite of that intended by the solons who conjured it.

Especially when it’s done in the name of “Fairness” to the middle class.

TBS SuperStation Inks Charlie Rangel for New Series

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December 2, 2010
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After seeing Charlie Rangel’s tour de force performance on the House floor today, TBS SuperStations offered the censured Congressman a contract almost immediately as The Lead in a TBS remake of “Sanford & Son” with Charlie reprising Red Foxx’s role as Fred Sanford, the crusty curmudgeon junk man.

“We think Charlie’s a natural,” said a TBS spokesman, “he’ll kick ass a Fred. I mean, can’t you just hear him saying, ‘Lamont, getcho hands off my junk!'”

The Big Question is who's gonna play Lamont?

Charlie leaving the House Floor before getting the TBS News

Dictators Separated At Birth: King Jung Il & Al Davis

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November 23, 2010
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ABC News has confirmed Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis has not been seen in public since North Korea shelled a South Korean island today killing two South Korean Marines.

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Question:  Have Al Davis & Kim Jung Il ever been seen in the same room at the same time?

 

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Wendy’s Announces TSA “Where’s The Beef?” Burger Campaign

Capitalizing on the national attention focused on the Enhanced Pat Downs at Airport Security to check Junk, Wendy’s is reviving the famous “Where’s The Beef?” campaign with Claire Peller as an elderly TSA agent with ribbed Latex Gloves…

Have It Your Way...

More Meat, Less Buns

 

Florida Airport Founder Opts Out of TSA “Junk Checks”

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November 19, 2010
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Sanford & Son Airport in FL announced they will opt out of “TSA Junk Checks” citing motto from Founder Fred Sanford, “LaMont, getchyo hands off my Junk.”

"LaMont, I told ya to keep yo hands off my Junk!"

Somewhere in Comedy Heaven Red Foxx smiles at the irony of Sanford Airport being the first to fire the TSA for groping Junk.

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Dead Comedian Files Lawsuit Against TSA

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November 18, 2010
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Red Foxx filed a lawsuit against the TSA from beyond the grave yesterday claiming “Get Your Hands Off My Junk” was his trademarked signature line from his hit comedy show “Sanford and Son” show back in the 1970’s.

"Elizabeth, it's the Big One... the Big One...I'm coming bay-bee..."

“Lamont, Lamont, I feel the Big One coming, I’m coming to see ya Lizbeth…”

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Jack Conway Denies Love Child With Ahmadinejad

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October 26, 2010
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In a shocking development threatening the viability of Democrat Jack Conway’s campaign for a Kentucky Senate Seat, Iranian dissident Press outlets are reporting the existence of a Love Child in Tehran.

According to local birth records, the alleged spawn of candidate Jack Conway and Iranian President Ahmadi is a 3 year old boy named Mahmoud AquaBuddaJad.

More #KYsen news to follow…