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Sheriff Joe Arpaio Joins New Black Panther Party

In a stunning move today, Maricopa county Sheriff Joe Arpaio joined the New Black Panther Party and changed his name to Malik Shabazz Arpaio.

Eric Holder immediately announced the Department of Justice was dropping all pending lawsuits against Sheriff Arpaio.

So let’s recite an Eric Holder Nursery Rhyme from @GovKaineBrow for giggles & grins:

Eric Holder…

So Much Bolder…

Sued Sheriff Joe for Sport…

Black Panthers know…

Old Sheriff Joe…

will get THEIR day in Court…

MORE TO COME ON THIS STORY

John Kerry & SS Condiments of The Sea

July 29, 2010 / Comments Off on John Kerry & SS Condiments of The Sea

America’s favorite full time gold digger and part time Senator from Peeps Republic of Massachusetts has been in the news lately.  Doing his share to create American jobs he had his custom yacht built in New Zealand.  Doing his share to support marina workers in the Bay State he decided to park his barge in the Ocean State.  And of course, none of this had anything to do with dodging taxes in Massachusetts that would help Deval Patrick fund healthcare for all.

I can imagine the conversation aboard Isabel just before Teresa and John adjourn to spend the night in their separate luxury onboard suites:  “John, honey, you should’ve stuck to wind surfing.”

So time for some @GovKaineBrow nursery rhymes:

Kerry Kerry quite contrary

How didja cut that check?

The Five hundred large

To tax that barge

Came from Teresa what the heck…

Mister Flip-Flop is a target rich environment:

Humpty Kerry bought a Big Yacht

Dodged the taxes but got Caught

All the Heinz Money

And the Heinz Cash

Couldn’t stop Kerry from being an Ass…

Another:

John be nimble

John be quick

Teresa saved your ass

You prick…

One More:

Sail sail sail your yacht

Merrily down the Cape

Pay your taxes now you Creep

Then you can escape…

And a Bonus rhyme for all you Pancy Nelosi fans:

Nancy Pancy puddin & pie

Time to kiss your job goodbye

When it comes Election Day

Your Dem majority goes away…

Gotta go.  Time to work on some Charlie Mangle material now…

Helen Thomas Named US Ambassador to Arizona

June 7, 2010 / Comments Off on Helen Thomas Named US Ambassador to Arizona

White House spokesman Robert Gibbs today defended the administration’s decision to name Helen Thomas as US Ambassador to Arizona by calling it a classic case of making lemons into lemonade.

Reading from prepared notes, Gibbs said Ambassador Thomas’ first official action would be to visit Arizona to invite Arizonans of  Euro-American decent to re-emigrate to the United States.

Smiling, the slyly humorous Mister Gibbs said Ambassador Thomas is free to use her own language to express the Administration’s position towards encouraging certain citizens of Arizona to repatriate to America.

Bonus Nursery Rhyme from @govkainebrow:

Hamas Helen Puddin & Pie kissed Hamas & her Credibility byebye.

When her Mouth comes out to play AntiSemitism Rules the Day…

#tcot #israel

#HCRSummit Obama Nursery Rhyme

February 25, 2010 / Comments Off on #HCRSummit Obama Nursery Rhyme

The tall, good looking, wear a nice suit, run a nice roundtable meeting guy had a moment or two where he looked very petulant today. Not all Presidential even though he was clearly in charge. Fascinating.

Barry Barry quite contrary
Can you make HealthCare grow?
With shifting goals
And shrinking polls
And pretty BlueDawgs all in a row.

#MaSen Nursery Rhymes

January 18, 2010 / Comments Off on #MaSen Nursery Rhymes

Barry, Barry quite Contrary

How does your Garden grow?

With shrinking Polls and #p-2 Trolls

And pretty Blue Dogs all in a row.